Thursday, August 26, 2004

How To Be Annoying At A Funeral

Dark sense of humored folks read on..
..... if you are not, ignore this post..
..... i don't want to hear it.....

- Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.
- Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.
- Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
- Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.
- Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
- At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.
- Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.
- Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
- Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
- Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased.
- Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

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Blogger Shawn said...

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11:29 PM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

Another good one is taken from the movie Mallrats: "At my Grandmother's funeral, you told everyone you could see her nipples through her dress." HA! Great list!

11:01 AM  
Blogger Envoy-ette said...

Thanks for visiting my blog...I'm so laughing at yours!

11:40 AM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

hey Mel Mega, what about knocking the coffin over at the wake, a la Clerks? dark humor is awesome, D-Nice, keep 'em coming. I like the first suggestion the best.

2:39 PM  
Blogger steph88 said...

I love the one about the gambling debts. That's hilarious!!

4:18 PM  
Blogger wissn said...

You know D...that is really offensive and highly inconsiderate...that is why I love it! :)

4:39 PM  
Blogger cat said...

LOVE the maggots one.

How about checking to see if the deceased is still anatomically correct? That ought to add some fun to an otherwise somber day. :)

3:35 PM  

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