Thursday, September 16, 2004

New Phrase / Conan / Jive

Crop-Dusting: When you walk and blow ass (fart) and just let it trail behind.... hehe

Conan O'Brian is 100% always on point to my sense of humor. Every comment, gesture, face, dance, and mumble is scary, bone chillingly funny....keep cool my babies....hugh??... meow..hiss...preparation H man....masturbating bear.... gotta love the Cone Dog!

I used to play with this thing called The Dialectizer this a few years ago and I found it again!

You type regular text, choose your dialect of choice (jive, redneck, hacker, moron), press a button and it will translate it. Below is an exerpt of Martha Stewart bloviating at her press conference, but in jive speak.

"I's gots'ta be real sad knowin' ah' gots'ta miss de holiday season," Ms. Stewart said at some hastily called news conference, tickin' off Halloween, Danksgivin' and Christmas as celebrashuns she gots'ta t'observe behind bars. "And ah' gots'ta miss all uh my pets - mah' two beloved, fun-lovin' dogs, mah' seven lively cats, mah' kinaries, mah' ho'ses and even mah' chickens. It's odd whut becomes uh immense impo'tance when one realizes one's freedom be about t'be curtailed."

3 Comments:

Blogger wissn said...

Crop dusting is the best. It's even funnier when you aren't even trying to...like you are squeezing those cheeks as hard as possible, but a little comes out with every step...all the way down the hall to the bathroom. Hehehee.

9:44 AM  
Blogger steph88 said...

What's really gross is when someone does some crop-dusting at the grocery store and you walk into the aftermath. Eau!!!

12:02 PM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

My best friend is the master crop-duster of ALL time! She will wait until you are in a store talking to a sales person. Then she will sneak by and crop dust. Then the sales person will think that you busted ass right in front of them. She is an evil little girl!

9:36 AM  

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