Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Another Confusing giggle...hehehe

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
There’s a dead old woman in your driveway.
There’s a dead old woman in your driveway who?
No. Seriously. There’s a dead old woman in your driveway. Actually, that’s just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for “mind eraser” shooters at the Tyson’s Mall TGIFriday’s.
Let the whore sleep it off.

3 Comments:

Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

"Toothless mouth love" is one of the greatest phrases I've ever seen. Good job, D.

9:43 AM  
Blogger wissn said...

I've called the nice people in the white jackets to come and take you to a comfortable padded room. Don't resist when they come, they just want to help you. It will all be ok.

11:09 AM  
Blogger D-Nice said...

I am trying to make a comeback for the old and dull knock knock banana jokes of the past. These are waaaayyy better, you don't agree??? hehehehe

11:13 AM  

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